What They Wore at the Oscars

Because im so up on the latest in the world of fashion (pfft) lets take a look back at what the girls were wearing last night at the Academy Awards.

Lets begin. 

Best Dressed: Demi Moore. I also picked her as best dressed at the Grammy's this year. 

Demi: "Hey Ashton....Cary picked me as the best dressed again!"

Ashton:"KEEP IT DOWN UP THERE. IM BUSY PLAYING WITH MY LEGO'S"

SJP was lookin pretty good too. I almost went with her as best dressed...which almost never happens....cause she always wears such ridiculous dress' to these awards and i always say "what.....was.....she....thinking?". then i look at what im wearing when i say that and i say "i........probably...........shouldnt..........talk". 

The girl from Law and Order. Law and Order also just so happens to be the name i gave my arms. Right Arm = Law...and if things get outta control...ill get things back on track with Order...my left arm. 

That dress reminds me of my old high school days. Same color. BCHS!!! B...C...H.....S.......YOU CANT BEAT US.....CAUSE WE'RE THE BEST!! That was our cheer. it was a lie. Everybody beat us and we werent the best. 

Sandra B. Isnt that the girls name in Grease? Sandra B? I think so. I hate that movie. Its a good movie...but when youre growing up and you wanna watch the hockey game...and your sister puts Grease in the VCR and disrupts your hockey watching....you end up not liking stuff. 

Magie Gylenhaal. Because the oscars were in Hawaii this year...she could not have picked a better dress. Oh whats that? The oscars werent in Hawaii? So then why is she wearing that dress? Because Gate 31 A was winnipeg and Gate 31 B was Hawaii? Best Commercial.....EVER! 

My dog Gunner is going to be really upset when he finds out Tina Fey made a dress out of his favorite blanket.

"Grrrrowl. Tina Fey stole my blanky." Gunner can roll over now btw. Not a big deal. 

Wait till my parents find out that Nicole Ritchie broke into their house.....stole their couch..and made a dress out of it. If you thought Gunner was gonna be mad about the Tina Fey dress.....wait till Wally and Lynda get a look at this thing. 

Worst Dressed: Miley Cyrus. It kills me to do this to her...but come onnnnnnnnn! You look like you should be yelling "CIGARS?...CIGARETTES?" on an episode of the Flintstones.

Im bored of this blog...so thats the end of it. I hope you know how long it takes me to do a blog like this. Its taken me about an hour. Get the picture...save the picture...upload the picture....load the picture....paste the picture...its not as easy as you think you know. And im also trying to talk on the radio at the same time. I just did "Celeb juice" and it was pretty bad....and its cause i was spending time on this blog instead of getting Celeb Juice ready. The things i do for you people. 

Cary.