Dave's Life Rule #32 - Underwear you don't want to wear MUST be thrown out

If you have ever been given novelty underpants as a gag and you do not want to wear them then you MUST throw them out or you WILL wear them. Eventually, when the laundry fairy is badly overdue, you will reach the bottom of your underwear drawer and you will have only one pair remaining. On that fateful day you will wear those novelty underpants.

In my case the underpants in question are leopard print bikini cut. Almost thong.

I should have thrown them out. But, there they were at the bottom of the underwear drawer. I had nowhere else to go. So, I wore them. Didn't give it a second thought. In the afternoon I went swimming and there they were, in the Lakewood Civic Centre changeroom, my shame exposed for the world to see. Sigh... choc it up to life experience.

If you own some underwear that you do not want to be seen in, throw them out. Otherwise you will wind up wearing. Leapard bikini and tiger thong have been permanently retired. Gone.

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