Jenna and Hailey v. Rob and Dave in a BURGER BITE OFF

OK, so we notice that C95 Promotions Queen Jenna has a big mouth. Not for talking... I mean physically big. She says, "You should see my sister Hailey. Hers is even bigger."

Well, you don't talk smack in my hood. Jenna and Hailey v. Rob and Dave is a burger biting extravaganza. Team and individual awards.

Here are the teams in the before photo...

L to R: Dave, Hailey, Jenna, and Rob.

The contestants with mouths on display...

The totals were:

Hailey 31g

Jenna 29g

Rob 27g

Dave 26g

Sheesh. I am mortified. I feel way less a man. Beaten by two women in the burger bite.

Here is the overall individual winner, Hailey, in action. Hailey, you will make a cool lawyer.

And here is "Tiny Mouth" in action. I am ashamed.

Even standing up didn't help me.

Tim Stone was cheering for the girls. Thanks Tim. I hope you're happy.

 

Meeting at Long and McQuade

Hey Dave,

Thanks for taking the time to meet my daughter last Saturday. She is still bragging about meeting a celebrity. I did have a look and listen to Thelonius Monk on You Tube. Being a Saxophone player of 8 years with the North Battleford City Kinsmen Band, it makes me want to pick my Sax up again and play while my daughters accompany me. They are good enough now where I could probably jam with them. When are the tryouts for the really bad C95 garage band? I may be able to fit right in.

Gordon

We have often tried to find

We have often tried to find a sax player. Gormley played once but didn't seem interested in repeating.

I am still trying to fit the mandolin in.

The Apple Doesn't Fall too Far From the Cart!

Hi there....we work with Jenna and Haley's mom and you should see her bite(to be politically correct)! She eats a "whole" grapefruit every morning at coffee break....

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