Eight Years of Underwear ...and The Bachelor Rocks

The latest stats tell us that guys will hang on to their underwear for up to Eight years. Yup, eight years of ratty shredded only-the-waste-band-and-a-couple-of-strands-of-thread-left goodness. Gotta be a turn on for the ladies, right? Maybe not but I gotta tell ya, when a guy gets a hold of a comfortable pair of underwear, we will be more loyal to them than the family pet. You hold on to that underwear with everything you've got. The stitching is just right that it doesn't bother the little captain and his first mates. The elastic on the legs doesn't dig-in or ride-up and when it gets worn in it's even better. There you go, that's the reason. That and after about age 21 our mommies stop buying underwear for us at Zellers and we don't feel like going there to buy more.
Does your guy have some bad underwear that you want him to get rid of? Send me a picture to rob@c95.com. The worst, rattiest underwear will win Daughtry tickets.
By the way...here's what we would like to wear...
Now that's comfort!
Also, gotta say the "Women Tell All" edition of The Bachelor this week was great! That girl who got thrown out after she got jiggy with the producer, Rozlyn, came back and was a total freakshow. She denied that she was with the producer during the show even though at least 3 girls saw stuff going on right under their noses. She also accused the host, Chris, of hitting on that producer's wife. Unreal! Love it. Go Tenley!



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