When Pet Owners Turn Crazy

I love dogs.  I grew up with a dog in my house and she provided my house and my life with great satisfaction, fun and friendship.  What is it though, that causes a person to cross from well-adjusted dog owner to suddenly having your beagle wearing a party hat and eating at the dinner table with you?  A recent study suggests that 7% of dog owners have had a party for their pet where they have invited other dogs, decorated and even hired entertainment.  Now, 7% doesn't sound like very much but imagine just 100 pet owners in a room and, yes, 7 of them have done this. I was recently invited to one of these parties.  The invitations were nicer than my own daughter's wedding invites. Turns out there's a whole industry dedicated to this.  Here's a "How To" list for pet party crazies from "myrottweiler.com".   

Where am I going to have the party?

Renting a location If you can find a place that will allow pets you can try renting a room in a restaurant or hotel, be sure to check with the manager before booking. (And try not to feel crushed when the manager says "Please hold" and then you hear piercing laughter for about 2 full minutes) 

Food

The Dinner: Some ideas are: Grilled Hamburgers with cheese melted on them and hotdogs

 And/or Grilled Boneless steaks (At this point I'd like to point out that I once saw a dog eat the vomit of another dog, but yeah, boneless steak seems appropriate, right?)

The Cake

You can make one or order one. And don’t forget the ice cream pooches love ice cream. (yes, ice cream and also toilet paper, tampons and poop, but it's your choice, I guess)

Entertainment and Activities

If you’ve got a little extra to spend you could even hire a professional photographer to take portraits of your "guests". (Don't forget to save money for your extensive therapy)

Again, I love dogs.  I'm looking for one for my daughter right now.  If you have any suggestions for what kind of dog you think is best I'd love to hear them.  Just don't expect an invitation to any doggie parties anytime soon.