Holy Crap Crazy Story – ShamWOW!

K, so you know the ShamWow guy right, NO!? Well Meet Vince Shlomi, he’s 44 and loves to clean up a mess. 

He’s no Nick Nolte but I guess he kinda shows his age, slightly more in this mug shot...

Vince, (we just found out from the smoking gun) was arrested last month on a felony battery charge.

Basically he hired a prostitute and got in a fight with her after she tried to bite his tongue off.

“While both were arrested for felony aggravated battery, prosecutors this month declined to file formal charges against the combatants. Police records list Shlomi's occupation as "Marketing," but make no mention of his affiliation with the ShamWow or the Slap Chop, both of which sell for $19.95 (plus shipping and handling.)”